Lately I have been hearing a lot of self-contradictory descriptions, contradictory phrases or statements, so I decided to throw up on this blog the one I can think of, since I feel guilty not posting much this year.
I think these are also considered Oxymorons – which I always thought were high-school kids with acne who used too much Oxy5 on their faces…
- Amusing artlessness
An exciting baseball game
God given ability
Harmful CO2 emissions
Industrial-scale green energy
It’s in the mail
Positive government bailout of (insert industry name here)
Superbowl winner (pick one: Saints, Vikings, Falcons, Texans, Eagles)
Temporary Government Program
The Department of Redundancy Department
User-friendly tax code
Write me with others, and I will add them to the comments.